NYC Halloween Parade 2007

Okay, okay... I was a zombie last year, I know, I know. But rather than the goofy internet joke, I went for the full-on zombie gore. Also, I'm a chef. I'm a zombie chef, see. Don't give me any lip, or I'll... come to think of it, give me your lip. I'll make lip sous-vide with taragon and truffle oil. Yes, that is a whisk stuck in my head.


Jessica was a zombie chef, too. Here she is whipping up some delicious brains in the subway.


Wylie Dubrains and Bobby Flayed


Pluto fights the good fight.


Gyar! Frightening.


This guy went as a nail gun accident on the set of Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.


Her future's so bright, she's got to wear shades.


Oh, right... kids like Halloween, too.


What an amazing costume. I won't sully it with a dumb joke. The smirk! PERFECT!


I found at least one customer interested in my cooking.


AT-AT-sa great costume, fellah.


NOMNOMNOM!